(this was taken out of Milton Academy's Milton Paper.)
The Other Schedules of Milton, MA, people.
Townies
10:43: Roll out of bed. That was wicked awesome.
10:47: Don't eat breakfast. Steal breakfast 'cause it's badass.
11:02: Meet boys at Centre Street behind Mr. Chan's.
11:05: Loiter. Hike up jeans.
12:23: Walk over to [Milton] Academy, enter big glass building. [student center] Stay for five whole minutes. No one notices. That was wicked awesome.
1:45: Steal a few backpacks. Find TI-83+ [calculator]. Can't turn it on. Smash it.
2:06: Punch Matt Gottesdiener (Class III)
2:33: Whistle at smokeshows walking by.
2:37: That was wicked awesome.
3:00: Go to Driscoll's to play Xbox.
5:00: That was wicked awesome.
Boarders.
8:09: Breakfast: Roommate's Lucky Charms and a three-week old banana. No milk left? Ugh, man.
8:15: Rolling check-in. What? No rolling check-in? Ugh, man.
8:17: Realize that application to UVM is late. What? No extended deadlines? Ugh, man. I hate school.
8:21: Get yelled at by Doc. Rob. [principal] for pajamas and bedroom slippers. Whatever, man.
10:00: Get Man and the Nat. test back. What, no curve? Bummer, man.
11:00: Free, but did laundry like last month so nothing to do now. Walk to Tedeschi's to get toothpaste and Funions. Man, it's been awhile.
12:00 - 3:00: More class. Forgot shoes in dorm. Damn, man.
Semester Kids.
Nine-ish: Begin school, if that is what society requires.
Ten-ish: Nature walk in Matt Larkin's (Class I) hair.
Afternoon-ish: You know, chillin'.
Night-ish: Measure trees, birth sheep.
When it rains: Refill Nalgene.
Whenever: Whatever.
Counter Terrorist Agent Jack Bauer
0200:00: SEIZE HOSTAGE
0231:23: RETURN FIRE!
0231:24: FIND COVER, DO SOMETHING COOL WITH A SIGNAL MIRROR
0231:25: HEADSHOT! CALL TONY ALMETTA ON CELL
0340:12: RETURN TO CTU; INTERROGATE PRISONER
0345:19: SHOOT PRISONER IN KNEE; REVIVE WITH EPINEPHRINE
0932:01: CALL UP CHLOE AND TELL HER TO PIPE THAT 128-BIT SATELLITE DATA OVER TO TONY'S TERMINAL AND GOD DAMMIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS CHLOE JUST PIPE IT OVER TO HIS SYSTEM!
1249:49: Eat tuna sandwich.
1301:32: TUNA SANDWICH EXPLODES!
1530:12: RIDE IN CTU HELICOPTER
1705:40: STAB TERRORIST IN THE NECK WITH COMBAT KNIFE.
2100:33: GET TEXT MESSAGE ABOUT SECRET PLOT TO BLOW UP WHITE HOUSE
2252:01: SECRET PLOT TO BLOW UP WHITE HOUSE ACTUALLY STING MISSION AGAINST VENEZEULAN REVOLUTIONARIES HEADED BY THE VICE PRESIDENT
0023:56: STAB VICE PRESIDENT IN THE NECK WITH COMBAT KNIFE
0200:00: SEIZE HOSTAGE | 